I'm wondering where all these shoes came from! They are everywhere....by the front door, the back door, lining the steps, under beds, in closets and in front of the TV! In the hall, under desks, outside and in the car. Good grief!
So all we are going to do today is straighten up the shoes. That's it! That's all. Finis.
Now, if you want to get real fancy, you can ferry the shoes to their rightful places (closets, etc.). Think of how grand your entrances will be without an array of dirty shoes to trip over! Just like Better Homes and Gardens.
BUT, if that is too much to do today, at least straighten and line them up: right next to left, all match-y, match-y. (You might want to take the wadded up socks out of them and throw them in the laundry....) So even if it looks as if you are raising a family of centipedes, perhaps people will think you are a neat family of centipedes.
POINTS: 30 for straightening them up (you can do as much or as little as you want on this one, just make them neat)
Lord, bless the little (and big) feet that use these shoes to walk and run and play and work!